The Cat Daddy Review
editor's note: Cat Daddy's Review is for the 2 hour VHS version

Ratings: *Poor; **Good; ***Very Good; ****Excellent; *****Outstanding
Also, Low, Solid, & High for each Ratings Category.

A new hostess greets us for this outing of the Video Magazine series, with a thick Accent, Nakita the Spanish Chicster takes you on a cruise through Catfightland. She promptly informs the viewers that this VidMag contains some of the most "Aggressive" Catfights ever.

I never take any "Girl's" word on this subject because they are like Guys are, talking about the Fish they caught, when they talk about their catfights or ones they have seen. Women have a tendency to exaggerate on the subject. No offense intended, Nakita!

So, let's just see about HER bold statement.

Damn, I love the way Khloe looks in her black shorts and pink top. And against cutie Diamond in her jeans shorts and red top with the spaghetti straps, you know this just has to be a Hot Blonde Vs. Blonde match up. Things get off to a rocky start as almost immediately the two women exchange punches and fall to the ground. Khloe is definitely the aggressor in this fight, with Diamond being on the defensive using her legs to hold this wildcat off while she lays on her back watching the punches trying to reach her face. This hard fought match takes on the aura of a Puncher Vs. a Wrestler because Diamond spends most of her time in the defensive position on her back while Khloe does ALL of the Hard Work trying to make an outstanding catfight out of this match. One of the side benefits of all of Khloe's hard work is that Diamond's bountiful tits erupt out of her shirt from the force of the beating she is taking. Well, sort of. 
Finally, after a ferocious effort and raining punches down into Diamond's face, Khloe has Diamond yelling, "Fuck, wait a minute. STOP!" Khloe: "You give?" and someone off camera yells "She Gave!" So, "good sport" Khloe climbs off only to find out that Diamond "Didn't Give". Because of this "UNFAIR" pause in the fight while Khloe was Winning, and the amount of effort it took for her to get Diamond to what should have been a "Catfight Submission", there is a slight Momentum Advantage Shift in the action after this point. In a Street Fight, no one would have encouraged Khloe to stop, and the outcome may have been different. I don't usually give away the ending of a match, but the way this fight turned out didn't sit well with me as a Catfight Aficionado. So, I am calling for a rematch between these two hellcats. Hey Diamond, less defensive wrestling and more aggressive catfight moves next time. And Khloe, you were winning when you were landing punches to her face. All those punches to the back of Diamond's head were mostly ineffective (and didn't do your hand any good either).

Okay, this "Bitchfight" gets a Low ****Excellent from me because the "Puncher" lost to the "Wrestler", and I didn't care for the advantage the wrestler was handed on a silver platter. Still, a hell of a good catfight. Rematch, Rematch, Rematch!!!

Answers the age-old question: "Are Big Breasted Women Better Catfighters, or do Smaller Breasted Women have the advantage in a fight?"

Yep, back again for another go at it by popular demand, these two women meet to see who really is the better woman. I am here to tell you that there is absolutely no doubt who that is. One of these two Catfighters administers a "Faux Hairpulling Camel Clutch" catfight move to her opponent that had my back hurting just watching. This fight has a little bit of a "Mismatch" flavor to it, and one fighter takes a pretty bad beating at the hands of the other.

If you like Decisive Wins sans a slight mismatch, then this Low ****Excellent match up will definitely do it for you.

Cat Daddy request: Just a suggestion for another Video Magazine; How about a Switch Up with the Fighters from matches one and two.

"Khloe Vs. Amanda", and "Star Vs. Diamond". I would love to see this!

Back to the Fighting

By the way, Nakita is slowly stripping down to her birthday suit with each new section and fight she introduces. Thought you guys might like to know this.

editor's note - The Russian fight that Cat Daddy reviewed in the pre-release version has been pulled from VM XX and replaced with another.  We'll post his updated review on this new fight ASAP.

I actually enjoyed this break in the Real Bitchfight Catfighting action, and found the three "Classic Clips" to be quite good. The first Clip was charming as a spanking "acted" catfight; The second Clip was actually pretty dog gone good as a Real Match with some serious arm bar choking going on, and a boyfriend trying to break the women up at the end of the fight (looked authentic to me); Fight 3 had an "Irving Klaw" flavor to it as the women fought it out in Bras and Panties. Very sexy!

editor's note:
Two additional Nostalgia film transfers were added to the final release...

For the fans of bigger versus smaller women, this fight may provide some extra satisfaction. Misty enjoys a size advantage over Tonya in the height department. Both of these fighters are very attractive. Heck, I think Tonya is the most beautiful woman in this Video Magazine with Khloe coming in a Close second. It could almost be a toss up.

Can beautiful women Catfight? This match up of young Fit Women never quite reaches the Fever Pitch of a Bitchfight, mainly because both of them treated the fist fighting more like a "Sparring Match" than an all out Mix It Up punch fest. Truthfully, I got the impression that these women were both afraid of getting hit by a punch because there were so many "Air Shots" (missed punches) delivered. Still, I enjoyed watching them jockeying for position and trying to land blows in a mostly Stand Up Match. Because of the wasted effort of Punches to the back of a "Hard Head", the woman who was the aggressor winds up loosing this catfight "Winded" and with a "Sore Hand" to boot. Even with these great looking Girls, I can't rate this fight higher than a Low ****Excellent also. No decisive winner at the end due to the aggressor being winded.

Another Dream Match up request: "Khloe Vs. Tonya". Battle of the Beauties!

Blonde versus Blonde, and another Bitchfighting match up. Both of these women are on the Big Side size wise, which will appeal to the fans of large women. Both very attractive in spite of their larger size, these women have each had catfights outside of Crystal Films' studios. They slam together and do their best to punch it out and each wind up with "Lead Arm Syndrome" after myriad blows are thrown.

The extra weight exhibits itself as slightly out of shape, and these big women turn this into a "Marathon" struggle for survival of the fittest. Literally. This is a hard fought body/face punching duel of a brawl, and this also gets a Low ****Excellent. This is not to be missed!

This little jewel of an Asian Vs. Asian match up almost qualifies as an interracial catfight. Alpi is light skinned and looks all Asian, while Danette is darker and looks to be of Spanish descent. This catfight has the Hallmark Hairpulling that all fans of Asian girl fighting have come to expect. Rating? If you guessed Low ****Excellent, you could qualify as the next Amazing Kreskin.

What separates the Women from the Girls in a fight? Deb. Why in the world Girls are standing in line to meet her in a catfight is beyond even my best guess. I have to admit that I am glad they are standing in line, and I am happy to see Jennie is no exception. This Hot Bleach Blonde has shown up to prove that Deb is beatable as she says in a nice prefight interview. Does she manage to accomplish her goal? What do you think? I have come to depend on Deb to bring us great catfights. This one is a bit one sided for my tastes. Why? Because Deb is just that good. When you gonna go fight Jen over at "Renee's Place" (CH) Deb? Or how about Dynasty? Would be a delicious blonde vs. black bitchfight! Another Dream Catfight. As for this match up, I give it a Low ****Excellent also. Mismatches are not my favorites, even when it is Deb in them. Don't get mad at me Deb. You must know I love you! ****Excellent is still pretty dog gone good!

In a prefight interview, we find out that Jessica has fought pregnant. Umm, Jessica… Not a wise move in my opinion even if this does make you certifiably crazy and a great candidate as a wild woman catfighter. Fortunately for us, Crystal Films managed to find another wild woman to sick on her. Caprice is another equally big girl and both of these women are in good physical condition and able to carry on a sustained fight. This could have been an outstanding fight were it not for the fact that this marathon match did not give us any serious "catfight submissions". These women both fought hard and long in classic back and forth ground fighting though. Jessica finds herself actually laughing at the beginning of this fight, which is something I deduct points for because it detracts from the seriousness of the catfighting. To her credit, she does "Get Serious" which is great considering she told Caprice she was going to beat her ass in their side-by-side pre fight interview! This is a Brawling Bitchfight with neither woman wanting to give in. For this reason, I rate this fight a "High" ****Excellent. Would be outstanding except for no Catfight Submissions being obtained. Great Job!

Now we are cooking on the front burner. This Black versus Black Super-Bitch match up has all the hallmarks of an Outstanding Catfight. The pre fight interviews were even "Bitchin'" with some of the best trash talking you will hear anywhere. Seems this is a Real Grudgefight too, talk about icing on the catfight-cake. Geezus, these black women are hellacious fist fighting hair pulling kicking pounding savage catfighters! It is a wonder that between two women who have apparently NEVER LOST in a catfight, one of them manages to loose in spite of that fact. There is a serious pride issue at stake between these women, and it shows in the intensity and emotional quality of the fighting. There is even some genuine taunting and trash talking (I love it when it's Real) during the action right from the start. Angelica tells Dynasty "you'd better jump back" and immediately passes the post on Dynasty's face with the Hardest Face Shot landed by any Catfighter to their opponent on the entire Video Magazine. This doesn't deter Dynasty and the fight is on. When the dust settles about midway through the fight, Dynasty says, "You see my neck! (scratched?)" to which Angelica replies "I don't give a fuck about your neck!" And this Bitchfight Extraordinaire resumes at a fever pitch. It is amazing to watch Dynasty up against the Toughest Catfighter Currently Kicking Ass at Crystal Films in this fight considering that in her pre fight interview she admits to being in a street fight just three days before this brawl. Who loses? I'll never tell. This fight almost gets my highest rating, a "Solid" *****Outstanding as opposed to a "High" *****Outstanding. It was just a little too short as most fights like this usually are. F'n Fantastic!

Another CD Dream Fight Request: Angelica Vs. Star

After the "All Black" Angelica Vs. Dynasty match, you might be inclined to yawn when two white women show up to catfight. Well, shut your mouth! In this classic Blonde Vs. Brunette rematch, we are treated to an absolutely stunning catfight between two "Extremely Physically Fit" women who both came to win. In the pre fight interview, Amanda says Kristy is a "Sore Loser". But, Kristy is back to prove Amanda's victory in their previous meeting was an accident. This is a Catfight Collision of epic proportions that leaves one of these Women crying at the conclusion of the fight when she just can not accept her viciously hard fought defeat at the hands of her opponent. I loved this fight. It had all of the elements of a great Catfight: Intensity; Emotions; Great looking FIT Women; and Great Catfighting Skill and Moves.
Rate this fight another "Solid" *****Outstanding battle. Great fight Girlz!

Another CD Dream Bitchfight match up request: 
Amanda vs. Angelica! (I am going to provoke a Classic Black Vs. White Catfight in the next VidMag if it kills me. Hey, I'm trying guys!)

Best for last? How can you top the other two Outstanding Catfights on this VidMag? Hell, I don't know. Maybe you have a Bitch'n all out grudge fight between women who don't like one another with their Sisters Watching the fight so they have another reason not to want to lose besides the Grudge they are carrying. Then at the end of the fight, you have the sister of the loser getting into a serious fight with the sister of the winner. Sound like a "One Of A Kind" situation? Believe me, it is. It is only fitting that Video Magazine XX ends with such a bang. And this all out full tilt savage catfight is sure to please even hardcore Camcorder Catfight fans.

Leslie and Shannon get into an unbelievable duel, with each planting one foot into the others pussy, with legs fully extended while simultaneously holding one another in a savage hair pulling position and trading thudding hard punches to each others faces. Simply incredible. 

And did I mention their sisters get into it at the end of the fight? I thought so. Give this Bitchfighting Catfight a "Solid" *****Outstanding.

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