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Reviewed by: Cat Daddy |
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| VidMag 19, hosted by an Asian Cutie seated behind the computer office equipment at Crystalfilms in her Red Lingerie accenting her creamy white skin, the very first catfight is introduced by Sexy Hostess Melody. Numero Uno: Blonde Kristy, dressed in her short denim dress and red blouse versus Brunette Amanda in the black dress and blood red top. This catfight is strictly business. That is, these girls have no particular animosity or axes to grind, but rather just enjoy a good catfight and need the money. They must have needed the money bad, because they tear into one another like their respective car notes aren’t going to get paid if each doesn’t snatch the “Winners Pay”. “Start!” Amanda gets out the gate first and grabs a thick handful of hair along with the title of “Aggressor”. Immediately there is closed fist punching and body controlling hairpulling action which lands the two women in the grass of the park like setting for this outdoor fight. These women both know how to do a classic catfight and use the catfighting moves to get into the dominant position to punish their opponent. This is a pretty even match up with the girls rolling around on the ground pounding on one another’s heads so hard that it sounds like a woodpecker convention from their fists reverberating off their respective skulls. It is just getting good when one of the girlz says “stop, stop, stop.” No, it is not the fighter who is loosing calling for the stopping of the action, it is the girl who is WINNING! Why is this happening? Simple. This catfight has drawn blood. Who’s is it? I’ll never tell. Mean huh. ? The intensity of this fight only intensifies with some genuine Pissed Offedness thrown in when the contest resumes. Lots of “Say You Give” called out during this highly competitive match. The only criticism I can offer in this very well done barefoot Rules Catfight is that there was not much face slapping, with the punching being to the back of the head. I rate this Strictly Business catfight a four star **** Just Excellent. Well done Girlz! |
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| Next up: “I Love Lucy!” Is it just me guys? Or, is there just something about Lucy that is very Sexy. Yes. It’s not that our Asian Hostess (Did I say Hostess?) Melody is not sexy, ‘cause she is. They both get into their catfighting outfits for us, yielding glimpses of breasts while slipping into their bras and such, and they both go up the stairs to the apartment the fight takes place in. I enjoyed watching them climb up there with all that sexy hip rocking ‘N rolling action. There is just something about Lucy’s legs and “Black Booty” that, well, I Love Lucy. It has been everyone’s fantasy in catfightland to see a Real Catfight between Black and Asian women. It remains a fantasy. Sorry, but this is “Glamour Erotic Catfighting” between two very sexy women. Not Real Catfighting. You know that times are good when you find yourself apologizing for an erotic catfight between Black and Asian girlz! It is very well acted and at times appears even competitive. There are lots of great visually exciting moments in this erotic catfight that has both women stripped down to their birthday suits by the end of the match. There is SERIOUS BREAST COMPETITION between these naturally endowed girlz, and that brings me to the best sexually erotic moment on the whole video: When after much breast grabbing and hairpulling-rolling-around action on the ground, Melody winds up on top of Lucy in a “Full Asian On Black Tit To Tightly Pressed Tit Battle” for dominance. Good for what ails you! Loads of Tit Grabbing action with a choking win ending. What else can I say… Here’s what: “I want to see Lucy in a Real Catfight (or Sexfight) Against Blonde Bombshell Star.” As for this Erotic Scenario Apartment Catfight, it gets a three star ***High Good rating. (Could Be Well Acted). |
Lucy
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| The Over 50 crowd can really appreciate the next section of this video magazine, as it is a collection of old black and white 8mm Film shot femme fight clips. Entertaining for the nostalgia buffs out there. For me (I’m Over 50), the first time I watch a new Video Magazine, these sections get fast forwarded through to and in search of the next Real Catfight! (Which Is Where I Am Going Straight To Right Now!!!) Don’t get sore at me. I always watch everything the second time. |  |
| Numero Tres: “Good Morning Marnie. How Are You?” asks the interviewer at Crystalfilms… Answer from Marnie: “Pretty Shitty, how are you?” And with this introduction, you just feel it in your bones that this is going to be one of the best Real Catfights on VidMag 19. Marnie (from VidMag 18) is in a bad mood today. A FIGHT Mood! Just the way we like it. Just like being in the “Catfight Garden of Eden it is.” In the second part of the interview, we meet seasoned street fighter Eden. She seems like she is actually in a pretty good mood. A Good Mood For Kickin’ Someone’s Ass In A Catfight! Marnie’s Ass. This killer Catfight features ALL THE CATFIGHTING MOVES. These two tough women get up into one another’s personal space in a Face Off with some initial trash talking that leads “Good Mood Eden” to haul off and slap “Bad Mood Marnie” in the face. This causes her to react with a face slap so hard it jerks Eden’s head to the side and literally knocks her Tits right out of her bra! Hot Damn. This Real “Fist-Fight” Catfight is almost my favorite catfight on the entire VidMag. The action is intense and just about non-stop through out. Closed fist punching, elbowing, vicious hair-pulling, hard kicking-kneeing, and wrestling domination for the top controlling position punctuate this hard hitting pissed off Real Catfight! Eden and Marnie trade hard punches to their faces, and never back off for the duration of this Short Intense Fight. Does it pay to be in a “Good Mood” or a “Bad Mood” when you go into a catfight? I think this Real “Fist-Fighting” Catfight answers that question sort-of. It’s a gray area because even the winner had the shit beat out of her. This is great stuff guys, and nearly gets my very highest rating of Five Stars *****Just OUTSTANDING. Let me say it again, Just Outstanding. Next time girlz, don’t apologize during the fight for an accidental illegal move during the shooting. Wait Until the camera stops video taping. Great Job though. |
Eden
and Marnie
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Cobra Gloved Catfights are not my favorites. But, one thing you can say is that the Asian Girlz sure know how to do this type of match. If you like the Asian Anthology Series of catfights, you will love this and the other Cobra Gloved Catfight on this Video Magazine. That’s two Catfights of this genre on VidMag 19. Moving On… |
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Numero Cuatro, Cinco, Seis, Siete: A series of SHORT INTENSE FIGHTS strung together make up the next section of Real Catfights. The fourth Real Catfight features Angelica Vs. Austin. A classic Black Vs. Blonde fight with two fairly good looking women in decent condition going up against one another. What were these girlz thinking as they stood back to back at the beginning of this match? Goofy smiling and initially wrestling around on the ground in a contest of who can achieve the best headlock, this fight gets off to a somewhat shaky start. Damn, I thought. Two decent looking women in an interracial catfight featuring a black versus a white blonde woman, and they are smiling and wrestling. Just my luck. Things do get better though as this match moves along. To their credit, both Angelica and Austin manage to wipe each other’s smiles off their faces after about a minute of catfighting. Austin finally realizes that Angelica is going to woman-handle her at the very least, when she gets hit by some of the glancing blows landing too close for comfort to her face. Soon, both of these good looking girlz are falling and flailing around trying to get the upper hand on one another. Black Angelica is generally dominating Blonde Austin, and when she climbs on top of the white girl and lands two glancing punches to her face, Austin yells out, “I Fucking Give!” Well, my heart sank during that second of time, and I thought, “Austin, you are just building on the perception that white women, and in particular blondes, are pussies and can’t fight.” I Fucking Give Up? Then, to my surprise, she leaps to her feet as the Black woman is getting up and literally jumps Angelica’s ass wrestling her down to the red carpeted floor, and starts whipping up on her... The Blonde Girl On The Black Girl’z Ass with fists and slaps landing here and there… with very nearly a face sit to boot! Nice. Even Angelica’s knee to Austin’s neck while she lands a few so-so punches doesn’t really take this Catfight out of the somewhat “Inept” category though. To be fair, these girlz are serious, and really trying to win. That carries weight with me. And, I DO enjoy seeing a good Interracial Black Vs. White Catfight. So, give this one a three star ***High Good almost excellent rating. I loved the match up and the catfighters in this one. Get Angelica To Fight Amanda from the Khloe Fight Next Time! |
Austin
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| Numero Cinco: “Here We Go!” announcer Nicki says as she starts the next Real Catfight in motion between Lisa and Candy. All I can say is, I wouldn’t want to have to fight Lisa. She is stoutly built with the kind of tough woman look that would make most women throw in the towel before the fight got started. But, not Candy, as she gamely takes on Lisa who looks like she just stepped out of her Peterbuilt Rig after driving over to Crystalfilms to do her Real Catfight. Geezus, I thought, “Candy doesn’t stand a chance.” Period. But, soon, Candy has Lisa Screaming “Let Go Of My Fucking Hair Bitch” The two big girlz grapple against the wall in the corner of the room and it is immediately evident that both of these tough women (you hearin’ me Bear?) are used to “Woman-Handling” the girlz they fight against as they crashed from one wall into the other wall. The wall caught as much hell in this Catfight as the women did! Lordy, huge Gobs of hair were pulled out of Lisa’s scalp in this brawl as I saw clumps of hair drifting to and collecting on the floor. The Fighters take a water break, and then these two “Heavy” hitter women get back down to some intense fightin’ that doesn’t last very long after one of them injures her hand and has to quit. Too Bad. This fight had a lot more potential than what was realized. Still, a four star ****Just Excellent catfight. | Lisa and Candy |
| Numero Seis: Wow! Another Black Vs. White Catfight, this time with a prefight interview. Tough Black Babester LaTanya kneeling on the red carpet looks damn good to me telling about growing up fighting with her brothers in her interview. She describes a fight with a “female”, as she says, and what she wore during the streetfight along with other details. At Crystalfilms, she finds herself standing back to back with A tough White Woman by the name of Mandy. These women Both Know How To Fight! I really enjoyed this short intense catfight. I only wish that it had lasted longer, but, once the white girl got her nose bloodied, she quit fighting. Another win for the Black Girlz. End of Story. Give this four stars ****a Solid Excellent catfight. Get LaTanya to fight Khloe next time. Pretty please? |
Mandy
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| Numero Siete: Lucky Seven! God Bless the Debutante Blonde Goddess Catfighter Khloe! To me, the best looking Babester on this VidMag… “Hey Nineteen!” As she sits in front of the unlit fireplace, no other source of heat is required. In her interview, she tells us all that she watches Crystalfilms Video Magazines. God. A Dream Girl. Why can’t I find a woman like this? ;-)
Geezus, if only there was a Santa Claus… (and a time machine, LOL!). Getting back to serious business here, Khloe has the misfortune of drawing tough brunette Amanda for her very first catfight. Did I say Debutante Khloe? You’d never know it as this tough blonde holds her own against Amanda in their exchanges while raining punches down on one other’s heads. This is another very tough short intense catfight. I actually think that had this fight gone the distance, it would have been my favorite Real Catfight on VidMag 19. Just like it sits, give it four stars ****high Excellent almost outstanding. Both of these women were hot in the looks department (a big premium these days), and fought like banshees. Please put Blonde Khloe up against Black LaTanya. I’m almost, no… I am begging you guys. LOL! |
Khloe
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| Melody introduces the next fight as Deb returns in this VidMag against new comer Diamond. Numero Ocho: I Mean Ouch-Oh. Another nice looking Virgin Catfighter graces fight number eight with cutie blonde Diamond sitting in front of the fireplace (at Deb’s House?) this time. This young lady says that what brought her to Crystalfilms was she heard Deb had never been beaten in a catfight, so, she was there to take her down. The interviewer asks, “You think you’re the woman to do that?” and Diamond answers “Sure.” How ‘bout that. Well, youth hath no fear and that is on obvious display for all to see here. ? In the interview with Deb, Deb tells us that the young women think they can win against her because she is old enough to be their Mom. You get the distinct feeling that Deb feels this false sense of confidence in the younger women is her edge and advantage against them. So do I. This catfight will be particularly appealing to you guys who enjoy Belly Punching, or as I like to call it, “Deb’s Ab Master Conditioning.” Good lord, Deb punches Diamond so many times in the stomach during this match that I had to pause the video and go drink an Alka Seltzer myself. There is some very serious punching going on between these women, and some of the fiercest hairpulling to be seen in any catfight video anywhere. Well… Do you think youth’s confidence wins out over age's experience? Hey, this used to be called Deb’s Corner on the Video Magazine series. Give this first time outing for Diamond with Veteran Deb four stars for a ****Solid Excellent! Deb, don’t you let Diamond get away after just one fight. Find another Virgin Catfighter, preferably a woman of color, and bring that cutie back for us. Very enjoyable catfight. Thanks! |
Diamond
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| Number Nine: This is a bear of a catfight between a “Super Heavy Weight and a Heavy Weight.” Cindy and Wendy wrestle it out in this match between BIG GIRLZ. I must admit that catfights between really big and heavy women is not my favorite sub category of catfighting. Additionally, to me, this match was the weakest catfight of all the Real Catfights on this video magazine. It contained too much wrestling for my tastes, and the slaps and other catfight moves were light and not very intense. I got the feeling that these big girlz were mixing some real grappling with well acted or at least half hearted catfighting moves. The topless moments were not enough to edge this one up into the solid category. Give this match three stars ***Just Good. Probably not acting, just not very good catfighting. Still, give this match a look see because the women were game enough to try. | Wendy
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| The Second Cobra Gloved Asian Catfight gets introduced by Sexy Hostess Melody to add a little variety and to pick up the intensity of the catfighting again. Another good fight of the Asian Persuasion. |  |
| Erotic Catfight matches are catching on a bit at Crystalfilms in the Video Magazine series. Number Ten is an erotic match between our Sexy Hostess Melody, and a new glamour catfighter, blonde bombshell Starr. The goal in this fight, as in the last Erotic catfight Melody appeared in with Lucy, is to strip your opponent down to the bare essentials. I must admit that I was curious to see Starr in her birthday suit. While very vigorous and sexy, this genre of glamour erotic catfighting is mostly unconvincing to me as a Real Catfight. Nevertheless, I have to admit I enjoyed watching these two sexy women roll around doing their rendition of a real catfight. Yes, these girlz also strip down to the nude, and present a very sexy show for the erotic catfight aficionado. By the end of this match, I had another worthy opponent in mind for Starr… That would be Melody’s first opponent Lucy! I would love to see Starr & Lucy either in an all out Real Catfight, or an all out Real SEX FIGHT! And, incredibly, I think I am leaning more towards the sex fight between the Blonde and Black Sexpots. Give this Glamour Erotic Catfight a three star ***Solid Good. No probable about it… It Is a Well Acted, not a real catfight. | Starr
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| Number Eleven: Bad Mood Marnie returns to fight Star (not to be confused with Blonde Bombshell Starr from the Erotic Catfight #10). It turns out that in this mean catfight, Star was also in a Bad Mood. In this match, you get to find out if it is possible to get worn down and tired on your ass beating the shit out of your opponent. With Marnie and Star, you find out the answer to this question. You also get to find out what happens when the woman getting whipped goes into a kicking frenzy after breaking the rules by biting an errant digit that finds it’s way into her mouth. Deb does her best to coach the two women about not biting during the break after a submission by… a disgruntled Marnie. This leads to a very heated confrontation with Deb when Marnie demands that Star be disqualified because she broke the rules by biting during the match. The bad news is that this disagreement ended the Marnie Vs. Star catfight. The good news is that Bad Mood Marnie sucker punched Deb (not on the video) in the process causing VidMag Number 19 to conclude with one Serious GRUDGE CATFIGHT between Deb and Marnie. As to this short intense mostly one-sided match between Marnie and Star, give it a Four Star ****Just Excellent if for no other reason than it caused the Outstanding Final Catfight on VidMag 19. | Marnie
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| Number 10: It’s a Grudge Catfight between Deb & Marnie, and it’s Outstanding. The last section of Video Magazine is still Deb’s Corner, even if Crystalfilms isn’t calling it that anymore. Catching my drift here? What? You want a review of this Grudge-Fight in my review? Sue me. Or, I just recommend you get Video Magazine Number 19 and watch it. Deb, you Rule! Best to you and enjoy the viewing. Cat Daddy. |
Marnie
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